Miss (winner of the Dyson award- it doesn’t lose “suck”tion) - Starring Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston, Vincent Cassel, Xzibit
Two married business executives (Owen and Aniston) are in a life threatening situation after having an affair. A violent criminal taunts their adulterous behavior and begins to stalk and blackmail them. Now the two must turn the tables on him to save their families.
The trailer promised a Jennifer Aniston you have never seen. This movie didn’t deliver as promised. The trailer promised you would be guessing until the end of the movie, but sadly, anyone with an IQ over 120 would know the “twist.” I put the word “twist” in quotes because the ending was so obvious from the moment we met our criminal that the outcome could not be considered twist-like. The only twist this movie had was the fact that you weren’t getting your money back at the end just because it sucked. Bottom Line: Keep your change and check out something else. The newest addition to the Vertical Limit section.
Best Line: “I picked this jail.”
Thriller
Rated R for strong disturbing violence, language and some sexuality.
Running Time: Too long.
This movies SUCKED ASS. Seriously. Rachel does not have the range to, sorry Jennifer Aniston, does not have the range to pull of acting as anything other then Rachel from Friends. Big PU.